| Website: | Sorry, I'm html impaired. |
| Email: | chosenofanonstandardgod (at) gmail |
| Sex: | Female and Jiggly |
| Roll/s: | The female roles. It's kind of hard to hide my female-ness. |
| Time on Cast: | Since April 16, 2005. |
| Casts performed with/on: | Tiny Fools (Mar 2002 - Feb 2004) and Velvet Darknes |
| Casts seen: | Tiny Fools, Velvet Darkness and Sensual Daydreams |
| Favorite Movie: | The LOTR series, Love Actually and Shaun of the Dead |
| Favorite Movie Quote: | "Kids, don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and they give you them for free." |
| Favorite Socks: | Quarter socks. I like 'em short |
| Favorite Online Comic: | Questionable Content They sold me my "Aerodynamically Curvaceous" shirt. |
| Favorite Gland: | Pituitary. It does so much! |
| Favorite Cocktail: | Bloody Mary, easy on the celery salt. Note: It only takes one. |
| Favorite Captain Kirk Blowjob line: | "I thought it was Geordi but don't take my word for it." I watched way too much PBS as a child. |
| Actor/Actress from Rocky you would most like to sleep with: | Susan Sarandon |
| Most Incredible Moment of Obliviousness: | I tend to believe that people mean yes when they say yes, but this isn't often the case. |